Monday, July 11, 2005

CLEAR LEAVE LOH!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspired by Tuck's ORD LOH!!! post, here's my CLEAR LEAVE LOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! version. Note the liberal use of !!!'s, unlike the Tuck who's so stingy with his.

Yes there wasn't much fanfare 4 me either. Juz quietly left the office today with my fatty. Still have alot of junk on my desk, gotta come back to reclaim my books n return the PCs.

Ok so my time is mine from now till 1st Sep, until I become my prof's RA/slave in NUS. Damn, what should I do with all that free time on my hands? Go babewatching on sunset bay? Finish up some of those books that have been crying 2 be read? Go thru a few more spindles of anime/jdrama? I'm open to suggestions :)


Blogger Elia Diodati said...

Wanton, gratituous lovefests. :)

Tue Jul 12, 12:46:00 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wardriving and sniffing packets in cafes, wearing RJ or army uniform in pubs, build and fly a water jetpack, try outrageous ways of picking up expat chicks, look for inspiration in, practise lockpicking, visit sleazy karaoke lounges for handjobs, look for japanese porn and sex toys, make a singaporean spoof of Rammstein's Amerika and Mein Herz Brennt digging at the PAP, mix heavy metal and gregorian chants, take some kappa opioids antagonists

Wed Jul 13, 09:36:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger bean said...

Erm, who's this?

your identity aside, dat's alot of suggestions. some of rather dubious quality.

to wardrive u gotta have a car rite? dun have :p. too besides does sg even have (m)any wireless hotspots in the 1st place?

as for army uniforms in pubs, i'm sure the chicks will find my no. 3 uniform smokin' hot. especially when it is devoid of anything on the shoulders. or even the sleeves, for that matter. and in RJ outfit i'll juz look like a pap-man. pls lah u tink every nite is young pap nite izzit?

with regards to lockpicking, i dun think i need any more practice. i'm a pro already. for supporting evidence, please see this.

outrageous ways of picking up expat chicks? sure why not. i got nothing 2 loose, except my pants i guess.

actually i was thinking of looking 4 some ktv places which have anime ops/eds that i liked. u know any?

btw nice link 2 dat video of flying jap-on-jets. lucky not kamikaze this time. ah, what would we do w/o the japs - no anime, no jdrama, no crazy stuff, and no one will know how to fold a t-shirt in 1 step! unimaginable!

and who needs kappa opioid antagonists? those chemists should just make some pure beta endorphins. get right to the point.

Thu Jul 14, 12:21:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger bean said...

oops that t-shirt folding link should link here.

Thu Jul 14, 12:29:00 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

room locks are for script kiddies. try your door lock, then post.

Thu Jul 14, 08:05:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger bean said...


i dun think my door lock will be more challenging that my room's. if u read the post carefully, u'll notice that my room lock has 2 rows of pins. yes, the key is teethed on both sides. i just took a look at my door keys and they aren't. granted, the padlock will probably be a little more challenging to pick since it is at a weird angle and doesn't offer easy access to the keyhole. anyway i can't jolly well do it when my parents r around, they'll get suspicious to say the least..

Thu Jul 14, 08:27:00 AM GMT+8  

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