OMG I'm done
Berkeley & MIT, here i cum.. I hope. And I can't believe u applied 2 so many zillion places leecongee. Same to you quandric. Hats off to the 2 of you. 2 was painful enough 4 me. Stopped at 2, dun need the gahmen to tell me 2. And it's must be even more painful 4 u quandric, seeing all your effort gone to waste.
And soap when r u finishing your masters? Cum n join me n gideon at MIT lah. If I get in. Even sihui is there. It will be just like old times :D. We can hop over to Boston U to hear Shelly Glashow talk about how proud he is of that fact that BU is a no-string-theorist-zone. Pride man. Just like how LKY must be feeling about communists in Singapore now that u're gone.
R comes after P. Yes, I meanrestecp. No respcet. Argh u know what I mean. Respcet. Gotta give me some d00d. Yes I mean you Soap and Ms JY. After all, I'm living w/o sex. Or perhaps you/others would call it "living". But Singapore is such a fine country, there is no difference between living and "living", lah. Fug I'm getting into the silly annoying angmoh habit of putting a comma before the lahs, lah. Argh n0000000 st0pit they're destroying our way of life, lah. Err I mean "life". Ford save us please, lah.
OK time for some seditious comments b4 I sign off. No disrespec to the gals but u're rite soap I must agreed that I haven't really been impressed by that many chicks in physics. I mean there was this pretty not bad one from amsterdam who came to visit but her research ain't that impressive IMHO. But I must say she strongly impressed upon me her refusal to wear interior frontal support. She's a hacker, though mostly *BSD. I guess chix either have no aptitude or interest in physics or neither.
Oh yah and Singularity Sky is awesome. And Fire upon the Deep. The good thing about becoming Algernon/Charlie Gordon is that one can appreciate good stuff over and over again. And so is Kubuntu Dapper Drake 2nd Preview. Even Anansi Boys and Elements of Information Theory are good. I must be in a generous mood.
And soap when r u finishing your masters? Cum n join me n gideon at MIT lah. If I get in. Even sihui is there. It will be just like old times :D. We can hop over to Boston U to hear Shelly Glashow talk about how proud he is of that fact that BU is a no-string-theorist-zone. Pride man. Just like how LKY must be feeling about communists in Singapore now that u're gone.
R comes after P. Yes, I mean
OK time for some seditious comments b4 I sign off. No disrespec to the gals but u're rite soap I must agreed that I haven't really been impressed by that many chicks in physics. I mean there was this pretty not bad one from amsterdam who came to visit but her research ain't that impressive IMHO. But I must say she strongly impressed upon me her refusal to wear interior frontal support. She's a hacker, though mostly *BSD. I guess chix either have no aptitude or interest in physics or neither.
Oh yah and Singularity Sky is awesome. And Fire upon the Deep. The good thing about becoming Algernon/Charlie Gordon is that one can appreciate good stuff over and over again. And so is Kubuntu Dapper Drake 2nd Preview. Even Anansi Boys and Elements of Information Theory are good. I must be in a generous mood.
posted by bean at 5:48 PM
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All the best ... CMU is -damn- boring don't say never warn you ...
Thanks, never applied there. It's good for computational physics, but I think I've just about had enough of programming.
But then, no place can be worse than Caltech lah. I don't think I can stand going back. No babes, boring place, even if the professors r so smart.
no interior support? is that
onjecture or proven? u gotta take her to ice skating in je. that's 1 suggested proof. u did bounce test? they all have support here. heat is no. 1 reason 4 womenz not to wear, since thrre's no chance of unintended expressions of happiness. bean 2 stockholm. i wuz outside the place where they have dinner. it looks like a building right out of barrayar. i bet glauber doesnt appreciate that. i'm in luv w/ stockholm. in addition to looking like an alien city w/ ridiculous statues, the chicks r said to have asian fetish & i havent found evidence to the contrary. some girls w/ nip faces & blue eyes. how do u beat that. & finally, they also have parties hosted by nubile 15 year olds where geezers like us can go! (they don't drink alcohol since it's too ex). my gawd... they live like pple in heinlein's novels... no need to travel to moon. best of all, no prcs. please stockholm u, don't publish any good science papers... i beg ye. -jp
one thing u have 2 bware of are scandi girls laughing 4 10 minutes at 1 of ur jokes.
4 the same reason, guys should wear boxers to swimming pools, topless beaches, etc. dude did i just kill ur audience? my gawd is ghim gonna arrest me on touchdown?
also u prob can find 1 or 2 whosse fav hobby is not sewing, reading trashy fantasy novels when not reading trashy romance novels, dancing w/ ang mohs, baking brownies, shaving sheep down under, (like ur typical rgs girl) but *giving actual swedish massage*. dude give up salsa & learn thai massage so u can engage in cultural intercourse. thai massage is the next big thing i tell u, & the fokking ang mohs cant pose as thai
fokking farang cant fake thai. another t shirt 4 u.
i mean, u can prob beat mr fineass or mr cleanchow or mr chee-weewee at giving erotic thai massage.. w/ some practice & gloves. oh hows chewy doing. that guy i have real respec 4.
i mean, fat scandi girlz.
it was a conjecture, but with no evidence to the contrary, like GR & QM. U would have liked me to make it rigorous? I'm not mathematician lah.
nip-faced-blue-eyed-15-yr-old-scanti girls laughing at your jokes for 10 mins? you must have gone to heaven liao. how was the swedish massage? but pls keep writing from up there though. kill all my audience and see if i care, since u're the one who makes my day.
i oredi gave up salsa lah i was never very gd at it. dun think i will be that much betta at massage.. u think the chix will like it sweaty? chewy seems 2 be ok alrite. y u have respec 4 him or not? paul probably doesn't miss u all that much since he's hooked up with a physics-cum-medieval-history double major.
and lol yeah how come stockholm doesn't publish anything groudbreaking but they r the ones who give out the shiny Nobels. singapore shld learn from them. we're already halfway there since we don't publish anything of importance either. we just need to make pple desire useless shiny medallions that we give out. maybe we can even make them give us $$ for the medallions instead of the other way round and make it into a billion$ industry. after all we are talking abt a gahmen that can make pple cough blood for a piece of paper that entitles them to buy a car - i bet they'll do it b4 spoon can draw another of his "Chicken!"s.
well they r too far north at 60N 4 pple to give a damn. but i just realized dat they r probably de onli commie country to make it... nobody realizes they r commie. coz they r all de way up in heaven. but dun pray pray, neighbour norway (also pretty commie) gave us, over the years, abel, lie & onsager...(& roald dahl) mebbe 1 day some1 from scandi will pwn the stringist cult completely. r u kidding? nus is de 9th best techno u in de world. stockholm & oslo are 9999999th. pple go to sweden to study childcare. we also need some climate change to bcum uninhabitable. pray 4 tsunami, mebbe we can be underwatR. also a coupla lenin statues to scare away b-grade schu polish & prcs.
Is it too late to point u to this? --> http://cosmicvariance.com/2005/12/20/unsolicited-advice-1-how-to-get-into-graduate-school/
wait, is this the same uiuc bugger who got sodomized by psc cuz they found his ass too juicy? sorry i just had to exercise my free speech. anyways did u notice mr bruce just blogged abt mm lee? his speech in delhi is another barisan anti socialis rant. apparently everything he rants against worked in sweden but not india. wonder why. & technology transfer my ass. u mean using port revenue to buy mrt trains & ship engines from germany & norway? or haf u been fooled by yer underlings? but of course who buys nokia handphones nowadays. dey even prefer samsung in copenhagen. the parts however, r not totally korean.t
i meant ericsson. anyways dey were pwned. i heard from a philips guy here dat samsung is 1 of deir main kustomers for chips.
yes it's jiahao. say hi junping. i think u guys will hit it off, after all i don't think i know anyone who loves singapore more than u two. except maybe myself :)
and u guys have things in common. both smacked down becos too nationalistic. but junping i dun understand y they went 4 ur ass, so skinny not much meat. anyway can't be too nationalist here, after all we r trying 2 attract the farangs 2 cum n blend in.
but anyway wow india is awesome.. they're a true democracy, they even tolerate communism in west bengal. but the indian decision-making process of long debates, from how this girl described to me, really reminded me of the Mars goverment in Kim Stanley Robinson's books.
btw i think the ship engines r from france. even the french r better engineers. and mrt platform tracks from westinghouse, USA. lifts from japan. but what do u expect from a country that can't even make its own car engine? heard of learning to walk b4 running? in this case, we can't even crawl, much less walk. and u don't want to hear the horror stories of this local company making distorted hard drive platters.. i dunno how they can screw up so bad when they're basically hiring the japs to do stuff for them. but hey, at least the trains run on time here, even if the buses don't.
and we're oredi inhospitable lah.. it's either too hot or raining. plus all the tropical diseases. ang mohs win lah. blue eyes, alcohol appreciation + tolerance, resistance to cold, survivability in tropics. i bet some of them can take durian but i can't take mexican "food" or bleu cheese or alcohol.
but cananda and the nordic countries all seem pretty cool. r people just nicer human beans when the weather is below freezing or what? i guess we're not inhospitable enough over here. oh btw now that i think about it asian with blue eyes is quite scary. somehow they only seem 2 go well with angmohs.
anyway i wouldn't worry so much about us lah, after all even bruce isn't. if china makes the hardware and india the software, we make wetware?
on a more mundane note, you'll be heading off for a physics phd in 2006? is it? just to confirm.
lol hasn't everything here been pretty mundane? i'm not sure, will have 2 wait for reply from schools. and current boss doesn't really seem to want to lemme go cos i'm such an obedient boy and all.
how bout vapourware? these days i think it's just the culture, lah. we value civil servants, entrepreneurs, christian pop-stars & shitty actors more than actual hackers or even artsy fartsy types. i think asian culture cannot support communism, lah. we have no respect 4 workers or technical types. we'd rather be lawyers. we'd rather be nus theoretical airheads blogging crap than ite and poly grads who build vacuum hifis in sim lim. in sweden, everybody has to learn carpentry in grade school. they make their own xmas presents. well not exactly high tech hacking, but dey have a culture of respec 4 hackers & makers instead of bullshit sellers.
some say that our male dominated asian society is a sign of disrespec 4 pple who work harder, i.e. women. hence communism is dead in china & dying in india.
not to mention "decent" pay for our bureaucrat-leaders who do "all the work". bill gates pwns linus torvalds.
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her eyes look more graygreen than blue. but u get the idea.
entrepreneurs r ok, lah. and even a coupla civil servants. no need to get personal, anyone can blog crap, not just nus "physicists". u can do it too.
even traders r ok. they r just agents of the market. just not insurance agents, financial planners and lawyers.
bet u even money dat the uncle didn't even finish sec sch, much less ite or poly. err soap all the physicists in dso seem to have had sawing and woodworking etc ("design & technology" subject) in sec sch. even this guy who went to cambridge and who is only 3 years older than me. it's only pampered gep kids like us who never had to get our hands dirty. now u know y our solar/amphibious(ambitious?) vehicles all failed. can blame the gahmen, lah.
was western society ever female-dominated? bureacrats and management types have always gotten paid more, i bet even at google. the hackers n makers r getting a kick out of what they doing, not $$$. they'll prob move on to management once they get sick and tired of being poor. linus is awesome becos in the process of scratching his personal itch he made a big impact.
and erm, try not to pimp your girls here can? thanks. one less excuse for me to kena cane/fine/jail would be nice, heh.
im not talking about pay dude. it's about basic respec. it's like respec 4 housewives encourages pple to be housewives just 4 the "passion". well they got gep to groom the ruling class, no? also sweden has female pm i think & plenty of female ministers. & i was surprised at the presence of female dutch bus drivers and menacing female train conductors. in the middle ages it was a danish queen who united all of scandi in a kalmar union. female combatants too & im not talking pilots nowadays. it's practically c j cherryh/heinlein. us/uk is not western society.
the housewives there do it for the passion? d00d the gahmen here can learn from them. all those state-sponsored family-oriented get-married mediacorp dramas and still no respec.
wow yeah it's cherryh and leguin and bujold man. us/uk really not western society huh? but i think those ministers really mean us/uk when they say "western society".
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